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Lord Jamie Mac you are such an Alabama Fucknugget!
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When McKenzie drops her nose piercing on the floor twice after cleaning it and then puts its back in.
Oh fucknuggets!!! I dropped my nose ring!
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1. The best insult mainly because you cant turn it around.
2. Chicken sex.
3. A frustrated cry.
1. Guy 1: Fucknugget! Guy 2: uhh... you... you.... crimple... crimple penis??
2. Oh man. Did you see that fucknugget last night? 19 chickens all banging in an orgy!
3. This paper is being such a FUCKNUGGET (or) FUCKNUGGET! MY COMPUTER CRASHED!
by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017
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Noun. A sharp pejorative for limited use on the most unpleasant of the thought challenged.

Adjective. Used to describe the most senescent of fartsome cloacas. Often seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin."
Noun: PincherMartin is the drum-major of fucknuggets in The Perfect World of marching bands.

Adjective: That fucknugget PincherMartin cannot process the information he allegedly gleans from all the books he lies about reading.
by rdbrewer September 30, 2005
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We must not give up on our quest to find the Fucknugget!
by Max Byer November 10, 2007
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An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.
"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"
by Mike Furmedge September 25, 2007
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A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.
Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."
by Grent August 20, 2008
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