facepervert

A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.

Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th grade picture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.

by MrsSarahPrice April 9, 2011

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012

facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.

"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"

by Natalie Rose Manly King March 23, 2008

faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.

"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"

by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners

1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

by megagina December 12, 2009

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010