Facequaintance

Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.

"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."

by DJHawkman March 22, 2010

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

by facegoop May 26, 2011

Faceparty

the worlds most selective website on earth, invites only by the admin team, free events/parties, exerllant social networking site, definitly not a dating site as people are banned for whoring themselves.
the site everyone hates on because they were band for being a knobber!

Faceparty is utopia!

by samwise50pence January 15, 2009

FaceParty

A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.

"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"

by Nicky March 11, 2005

facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

Facewait

The act of not immediately confirming Facebook friend requests, thereby portraying oneself as having more important things to do than online social networking. Not unlike the three day rule for calling a potential mate after acquiring his/her telephone number.

Guy 1: "Dude, who's that hottie sitting in your pending request file? You should accept that ASAP."

Guy 2: "No doubt she's bangin', but I want her to sweat a little. I'll facewait it for another day or two."

by Dodgerblues July 25, 2009

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005