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Facedancing

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.
I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.
by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010
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Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment
You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour
by Dugite June 24, 2012
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Fauxmance

A deceptive, fake relationship used by one partner to manipulate the other for sex and validation. May sometimes be used for revenge.
When Mark needed a midlife self-esteem boost, he decided he'd fauxmance his high school crush. His over-the-top tactics had her under him in no time.
by TalkStraight December 9, 2021
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facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.
"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"
by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008
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Fauxmance

this is a relatively new shift in behaviour from z-list celebrities,
mainly borne from reality tv shows such as big brother uk.

the best examples of this behaviour can be seen in magazines such as OK and Heat,

they grab the nearest and equally desperate z-lister to "fall in love" with become the new "it" couple.

As their 15 minutes of fame ticks down to the to their eventual signing on date at the DSS, following the perfume failure, exercise/diet dvd, primark clothing line and appearances on game shows have dried up.
Examples of fauxmance currently on the sell your soul for fame are

Josie Gibson and John james
by jj8ird December 4, 2010
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Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.
by Gavin December 18, 2003
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fauxmance

A style of hooking up where while everyone knows it's just a hook up, the style of sex is very sensual and intimate as if more romantic and intimate than just a hook up but there are NSA - no strings attached.
They hook up about every six months or so and it's like Romeo and Juliet or Alexander and Hephestain or like one of them is going off to war the next day. They enjoy a little fauxmance but really they're just fuck buddies.
by Phil A Buster April 6, 2011
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