facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facebocrastinate

(v)

1. to waste time on Facebook esp. to avoid doing work (homework or otherwise)

A: "Hey did you write that paper for english?"
B: "No, I facebocrastinate and now I have to do it the period before!"

by oruepa May 4, 2010

Fuckboard

A tool, usually a 2x4 or a broomstick, used to hold a woman's fat out of the way so you can fuck her.

"Holy Shit! That woman's fat! How did anyone ever get her pregnant?"
"They must have used a fuckboard"

by JP in IA April 14, 2015

Faceborgasm

(noun) The orgasm resulting from a large number of facebook notifications

On my birthday I got so many notifications that I had a Faceborgasm!

by jayfishy March 2, 2011

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

facebird

A facebook user who swoops in on their friends pages and shits everywhere.

A facebird is the narcissistic gadfly on Facebook.

by deadbeet June 1, 2009

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010