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by amy zoe November 19, 2007
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Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.
Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out
by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010
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Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night
by The man man October 26, 2020
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Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight
by The man man October 26, 2020
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Facebrag

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.
Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."
by Rtrock June 29, 2009
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Facebrag

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.
GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.
by Duchy69 August 20, 2010
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