Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Fabrice

Mostly called Fab, short for fabulous.
Sometimes short, but funny and fit. Generally a superslut.

Look at Fabrice over there! His friends call him Fab.

by Fabulous080 November 13, 2011

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

Fabricanted

Attempting to deflect attention away from your boss by wearing a wig that looks like a deceased cat and talking nonsense.

The tweet claiming nurses and teachers were drinking on shift was entirely fabricanted

by gnomelovesducky April 13, 2022

Fabrice

A guy who gets multiple parking tickets in a day.

Person 1 : Did you hear what Joe did today?
Person 2: He did a Fabrice, he got 2 parking tickets in a day!

by FourierSeriesisNext March 18, 2023

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

cutting fabric

When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.

It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.

by Really Big Al May 27, 2014