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Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.
I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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To the fairies

A phrase used by stoners to say they are throwing away the roach or a blunt or joint (or any other thing you were desperate enough to roll weed in) in tribute to the "weed fairies"

The phrase originated from the idea that there are "weed fairies" and they smoke pot as well and bless weed crops/sacks. However, unlike humans, they cannot plant marijuana seeds. So in return for them blessing their weed, stoners throw the roach of a blunt or joint away and say "to the fairies" and then when they leave, the weed fairies take the small amounts of weed they couldn't smoke and they plant that instead. And that's how they grow their own weed to smoke.

It can also be used as a question directed at potheads in your circle to confirm that nobody wants to hit the roach.
Normal Use

1: "This roach is pretty much done."
- Tosses tiny roach-
1: "To the fairies"

As a Question
1: "This roach is pretty much done. To the fairies?"
2: "Yeah"
3: "Yup"
by HahaStoner December 18, 2012
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Fairies nuts

A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.
Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.
by firebyte April 17, 2011
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fairies

A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.
"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"

"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"
by sho2008 February 29, 2008
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fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
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Weenie Fairies

girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.
hot damn, check out those weenie fairies! YOWWZAA!
by cam-bam the ram December 1, 2004
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Ice-Fairies

Fairies who go around icing (cleverly presenting Smirnoff Ices) people with wands and fairy hats. Some say the origins are 3 dudes from McDaniel College. But no one truly knows.
Meg got iced four times last night by the Ice-Fairies.

The Ice-Fairies iced the pizza delivery man.
by An Original Ice Fairy November 28, 2010
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