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F.U.C.K.

Stands for "Fat and Ugly Cringy Kid" and is used to describe children that are overweight, suffer from appearance deficit and lack social skills all at the same time.
F.U.C.K. is perhaps more commonly known as "School shooter", "Cringelord" or "The kid that was sitting next to you during Highschool"

Some people tend to feel bad for individuals characterized as F.U.C.K., since they are extremly undesirable, however that is due to the fact that they have never talked to any living speciment in person yet. Even though F.U.C.K.s have no friends or redeeming qualities whatsoever and are bullied by their peers 24/7, for some reason scientists are unable to explain, F.U.C.K. people always think highly of themselves and act as if their kin is accepted and cherished by society. You can easily spot them in gaming forums or in the comment section of you tube videos. They also take prinde in doing things no man should ever be doing ( in my case the F.U.C.K. that was sitting next to me watched Teenwolf, listened to justin bieber songs and fapped to pregnant porn ***)

***Disclaimer: No Joke
F.U.C.K.: Dude, you should totally start watching teenwolf, it's the best
Me: Eugene Shut Up, I am trying to write here.
Teacher: No talking during the test. Both of you to the principal's office
Me: Nice going you F.U.C.K.
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Police term from the Victorian era for prostitution charges.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege
Judge; What do we have here?

Cop; Couple of F.U.C.K. charges.
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There are several urban-legend fake etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. In the most popular version, it is said that the word "fuck" came from Irish law. If a couple committing adultery were "Found Under Carnal Knowledge" they would be penalized, with "FUCK" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. Alternative explanations for "fuck" as an acronym for adultery pin it as "Fornication Under Cardinal/Carnal Knowledge". Another story is that it was written in the log book as "FUCK" when people in the military or navy who had homosexual intercourse were being punished. Variants of this include "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge",
In other words your F.U.C.K'D
by ~*~Manda~*~ December 28, 2005
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acronym meaning Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge.
I bet you didnt know what fuck stood for.
by Cap'n Crunk April 7, 2005
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F.U.C.K-Freinds U Can Keep!!
Hey do u have a lot of F.U.C.K
by Stephen Hovelsen September 21, 2005
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F.U.C.K stands for: Friendship U Can Keep
promise me we will F.U.C.K forever!!
by y0umebednow January 28, 2006
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An organiztion dedicated to bettering the world and making the internet a safe place for computer users once again. Hoping to achieve enlightenment for the better good of all, the group requires your help to help yourself.

Forums United Census Keepers.
How does one join F.U.C.K.?
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