An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
by DE102 November 21, 2011
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The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
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Get the eyepatch mug.While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)
Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.
by Zachary S. October 15, 2007
Get the The Blindfold and The Eyepatch mug.The term used to describe the type of eyeliner an Emo would typically use. It can also describe a person with a large amount of eyeliner on outside of their eyes, giving them the look of a very ill person.
Bob: *Points to randomer*
Jim: Ow Em Gee. *Shocked*
Tim: Look at his Emo Eyepaint.
FeeFee: He looks like he's ill. *roll eyes*
Jim: Ow Em Gee. *Shocked*
Tim: Look at his Emo Eyepaint.
FeeFee: He looks like he's ill. *roll eyes*
by LUKEUMS July 24, 2007
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Tucker Carlson "It takes a lot of gall for EYEPATCH MCCAIN to attack moms that are worried about baby formula..."
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*
Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*
Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"
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