excromential

The increasing frequency of Executive Bullshit. (every Word out of the President's mouth)

Local flatuloquist Phil McCracken was released Friday, after being charged with,"Putting words in the President's mouth."
McCracken pleaded,"Dubya was excromential! I just couldn't keep up!"

by C.J, February 22, 2009

Examentrandomelative

1. The stress which one experiences during/before exams or assignments.

That kid is being so examentrandomelative and the essay isn't due for four whole weeks!

by Beardsatt and Wimsley March 20, 2009

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

entrapment

When a girl deliberately gets pregnant unbeknowns to the guy to obligate a guy into marriage.

That ugly biatch be wanting to get married for a long time, when you sack her be careful of entrapment.

by C&H October 30, 2004