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Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
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excipation

excipation .. combination of excited and anticipation.
The excipation of the next award is thrilling.
Dawn Starling 9.19.15
by dawnton-saavy November 2, 2015
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experational

Telling someone it's a good thing to expire
I was being experational when I told that bitch she was done!
by Donald Trump shit February 28, 2017
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excition

lots of excitment that can't be expressed all at once by someone.
there's some much excition at this party.
by Rachel Hancock March 2, 2005
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expiration-dating

1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.

2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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epication

An epication is a vacation of epic proportions. Standard vacations kneel and weep before the awesomeness that is the epication.
A 3 day cruise to Cabo with house DJs spinning, hot chicas in bikinis, free drinks, and godly hangover food qualifies as an epication. By the way this exists - it's called groove cruise - webceleb.com

A trip to Disneyland with little runts everywhere and the ever present urine odor in the air is not an epication.
by d_artichoke June 18, 2009
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Explotion

Explotion: adjanoun (adjective + noun). Explosive Emotion
"My girlfriend heard I was cheating and confronted me with explotion. Then I turned up the TV."
by Travasaurous March 2, 2010
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