expander

stupid hunk of metal in someones mouth, with is often troublesome. Used to expand the width of your mouth to make space for more teeth, usually followed by braces.

mep

by you don't care August 18, 2003

Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.

this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

by earpuller April 27, 2006

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

by PMax February 11, 2008

Expanded and enhanced

Sarcastic expression for when something is worse than claimed. Originated from the cringe "Grand Theft Auto V Expanded and Enhanced" announcement

How is the new version of the project? It's expanded and enhanced, you'll love it.

by TheBoxyBear September 17, 2021

expat

An immigrant who refuses to learn/use the language of their new country, usually British people from the baby boomer generation

God that expat's so rude! Did you hear them pronounce croissant? Sounded like kroy-saint

by Witwhoo January 20, 2021

extantic

totally excited about cloud storage, of or related to the exciting growth of extant backup limited globally, excited beyond any measure of life

I am so extantic, I.T. is the most extantic field in the world, man that girl is totally extantic

by Trevste June 11, 2016

Land & Expand

The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.

She he was fun and horny and I really hoped I could land & expand her/him...

by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021