mortally exhausted

When someone is so exhausted that they feel like they'll slip into an eternal coma.

"My headlights are out, I caught a cold and my favourite TV show got cancelled, I'm just mortally exhausted right now"

by Captain Procrastination February 2, 2019

Exhaustipated

To be so tired, you need to create a new word to describe it! (note, exhaustipated has nothing to do with constipation)
Also used as "Exhaustipation"

I am so exhaustipated!

by ArryG June 14, 2009

Exhaustipated

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

exhausted

To be drunk, or in a state of drunkenness, especially if the source of merriment was communion wine.

"I didn't really know what was going on. I was extremely exhausted at the time." ~Luke

by kingcrop February 8, 2009

exhaustipated

being too tired to poop

I am exhaustipated. I need some sleep.

by HeatherLC71 April 15, 2008

exhaustipated

this is what happens when ur exhausted from getting constipated cause ur trying so hard to push ur poo out but it wont come out.

"OH MY GOD I WAS SOO EXHAUSTIPATED AFTER THAT CRAPLESS CRAP I TOOK"

by guy who poos a lot April 22, 2010

Exhaustipated

When you are literally too tired to even force out a poo. Not even all the gravity on mars could help you push one out.

"Babe I am absolutely exhaustipated."

by pecheur23 March 17, 2016