exhalator

a device, for example a vibrator, used for wanking purposes. Also called an exhaler.

Whenever he wants to jerk off, he uses an exhalator.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2010

waiting to exhale

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.

“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”

by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

Exhalative

A form of audible punctuation usually indicating disbelief or sarcasm. Exhalatives are usually added to the end of a sarcastic sentence. Various dialects can indicate various nuances of the level of distrust or sarcasm. Exhalatives are formed by forcing a short exhale through pursed lips sounding like "pfffff" or through the tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth creating "Pssssh" or "Chsssh" or a combination. While spelling may vary, the exhalative exists in all modern languages.

An IRS agent called me to today to tell me he would like to help me with my tax return. Pssssh. Riiight. Pardon my exhalative, but the IRS is gonna help me???? ...Pfffff.

by Spiffeee September 19, 2009

Soul-Exhale

Verb. The often involuntary act of expelling air from one's lungs with haste after having one's mind completely blown, usually due to learning new information, hearing dope lyrics, viewing reality from a new perspective, etc.. Can be silent or accompanied by any number of noises.

They never heard so many people Soul-Exhale at the same time.

I had to Soul-Exhale because those lyrics made me see life in a completely new way.

by Duffel13ag January 3, 2022