exaggerection

When a guy lies about his dick size, claiming it's much larger than it really is.

G1: "So how big is he?"

G2: "Well he says he's seven and a half, but I think he just has an exaggerection."

by thevikingbadger March 15, 2015

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

by PBMax June 13, 2008

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

eRage

To rage insanely hard, electronically

As soon as I get an email account, oh how we will eRage!

by Snackteam September 13, 2008

Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007

Eagen

silent, but strong. Don't take no crap from nobody.

Watch out for that dude in the corner...might be an Eagen

by East Carolina February 24, 2011

Exaggerage

V) To exaggerate, particularly whilst angry or in a 'rage.'

1) Driver: GAH! There's no where to park in this lot!

Passenger: We've been driving around here for like three days now! Why don't you just go park on the other side? There's like five million spots over there.

Driver: Woah, dude. No need to exaggerage.

2) Guy 1: Hey, you with the face! You're ugly!

Guy 2: Man, I'll beat your ass in like three seconds!

Guy 1: Alright...No need to exaggerage.

by Xanoma August 12, 2009