ecosexual

People who cum in naturally created things instead of female holes

Guy 1: clarence is an ecosexual
Guy 2: whats that
Fucking Clarence: me i put my pp in rocks because they are harder than me when i see a girl hahaha

by clayxbh December 4, 2019

ehsexual

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010

Episexual

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.

B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character”

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”

by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018

ecesexual

A “sexuality” for people that don’t want to have a label (but it was made to be easier to express your sexuality for dumb rats) where you’re every and none of the genders in the same time as well as your sexuality.

Guy: what’s your sexuality?
An ecesexual: I’d prefer no label, but the term ecesexual makes it easier for people to understand.
G: what’s an ecesexual?
AE: i’m everything but nothing and interested in nothing and everything in the same time. consider it as no gender no sexuality.
G: y’all are going too far.

by beanbeanbeanbean May 17, 2020

Edusexual

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.

Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.

by ardjunna April 10, 2023

ecosexual

A term describing a person, in a dating sense, who is social and environmentally conscious. Similar to metrosexual, but for someone who wears and buys organic items and drives a hybrid car.

I would love to date an ecosexual person so we can go to the farmers market together.

by Mike Coco January 9, 2007

emosexual

one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.

I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.

by LaDeeDa6 December 28, 2005