everclear goggles

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

by 20th century dude November 26, 2007

Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010

Seth Everett

a hopeless spasticated shit face

you are a seth everett

by Jahoeva69 March 28, 2019

Everclear

A fantastic band from the 90's with many hit songs. Simply Awesome!

I love listening to Everclear~they always lift my mood!

by Starchylde May 14, 2016

Ebere

One of the most sexiest girls. Very attractive to guys. Non rejectable. Has a bit of foreign attached to her

Man: Who that .

Friend: That's my girl
Man: What's her name
Friend: Ebere
Man: Should've known

by Tyrone Cleeks April 19, 2017

Saving Everest

A heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself.

From the outside Everest Finley had it all. Beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks.

But that's from the outside, and everything isn't as it seems.

Everest Finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. The school's king quickly transforms into the schools new freak.

Beverly Davis is a loner. Invisible to everyone around her, she spends her days working and dealing with her irresponsible mom.

So what happens when the loner and the freak come together?

An unconventional love story.

-Saving Everest Summary

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by NekoWolfie July 24, 2017