EBITDA

In finance, "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization," sometimes "EBIT-DA." In accounting, a way-station in the slow morph from "conceptual" to "pure cash flow" reporting. Compare "EBAWDWTCAE"--"earnings before anything we don't want to count as expenses."

The net is negative but the EBITDA is sensational.

by Buce July 11, 2005

Alec Charles Evitt

When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.

by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 16, 2010

Ebituary

Viral postings on Facebook and other social networks alerting you to the death of a celebrity.

I read this ebituary on Facebook: RT @BreakingNews: TMZ reports that film star Brittany Murphy has died at 32

by Peggy~ December 20, 2009

evititus

a common affliction among socialites that compels individuals to check their Evite account excessively to see if anyone new has replied. Evititus most often flares up around the holidays when social calendars get full, however, outbreaks can occur in any season.

Michael's evititus overtook him again today; he checked his Evite 8 times in the last hour.

by t doctor June 20, 2007

enbitchen

Enbitchen: The act of making someone a bitch. To make someone look so stupid that they must now be your bitch.

Derived from the playing of pro evo soccer 5 when a player is skinned, the human player feels like a bitch, thus he or she is enbitchened.

player 1: Yo i just skinned you bigstyle
player 2: I know man i feel like such a bitch
random dude: He just got enbitchened

by Vindez July 18, 2006

ebit

Earnings Before Interest & Tax

Operating income and EBIT are used interchangeably across much of the accounting and investing world.

by dnzykt September 7, 2016

embitch

verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.

Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author May 9, 2007