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Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
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To make room for some more food
I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans
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A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!
Everyone needs an Evans in their life!
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Evans is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans is usually pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evans. Evans is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evans, never let him go.
Evans is kind
Evans is handsome
by Urb4n Dictionary November 21, 2021
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Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️
Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete
by R♤M$¥🥀 November 25, 2021
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Un ornithorynque avec des cheveux bizarres. De plus le Evans ne sait pas réellement marcher il va plus se promené comme un handicapé
Personne 1: regarde s’est Evans

Personne 2: il est vraiment bizarre regarde son visage il resemble a un ornithorynque
by Ramenboyyyy December 6, 2021
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