Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

full evacuation

When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.

Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.

by KaiGai February 24, 2023

Evacuate

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Vagina Evacuation Day

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited from your mother's vagina. This is also the day in which your mother is reminded of the excruciating pain and agony caused by pushed you ass out of her vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man, my birthday is today!

Dude 2: Well Happy Vagina Evacuation Day!!

by Donny 63 August 21, 2013

Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

by Daddydef February 20, 2015

ejaculatory therapist

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

Operation: Evacuation

A synonym for explosive diarrhea. Usually occurs after the consumption of shady ass food, drinking more than your ass (literally) can handle, and other fun stuff.

Charlie: "That white castle last night fucked me up. I gotta go use the shitter."
Ross: "Yeah that food demanded for Operation: Evacuation."
Charlie: "Word."

by The Wolf of NJ June 13, 2009