estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

by foltor September 2, 2005

estonian

Estonian girl is:
1. pretty
2. but cruel and evil
3. they smoke(most of them)
4. they suck


Estonian guy is:
1. cool
2. pretty
3. fit
4. nice
5. handsome etc.

you should come to Estonia and meet some cool people

by EasyLivin January 31, 2004

Estonian Kiss

Kissing using their dicks. Touching of two dicks.

I just got Estonian kissed by John. FML!!!

by Red dead redemption October 9, 2016

Estonian Cheese Mongrel

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.

I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

by The Ugly Truth November 17, 2009

Estonian

stupid, disoriented, unconcious

It's late, so I'm quite Estonian right now.

by Ninja Pawn January 12, 2008

estonian

Also reffered as eSStonian. An extremely slow person, physically and mentally. People who spend forever to do anything and have a high dislike for Russians. They hate to be reminded of the USSR times, and this why they removed Bronze soldier, symbol of victory in WW2.

Sometimes estonian is called kurat. Kurat is the nickname given to an estonian by nonestonians.

It takes forever to get somewhere by estonian airlines. They are known to be the slowest ones in the world.

You must be an estonian, it took you 5 years to read this book.

by JohnsonJ August 26, 2007