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Essex rush hour

A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.
"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego November 2, 2011
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Eisenhower High School

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019
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Essex High School

The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.
Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!

Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.

Girl: Was it January?

Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
by A girly April 29, 2011
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essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
by derpsderps February 12, 2019
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Eseni

Gorgeous beautiful girl that is shy but funny and had beautiful eyes and loves to party and has a phat ass and gets all the boys
Wow look at eseni go she’s so hot !
by Cara Danvers June 1, 2020
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Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
by Stoffer August 27, 2005
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furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"
by DMW576 January 13, 2008
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