Desert Eskimo

Female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.

Not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the Desert Eskimo attends Arizona State University where she complains that she can't wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. Desert Eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.

Looking at the weather this morning, the Desert Eskimos will be out in full force at ASU.

by TempeHipster January 20, 2010

Eskimo Bro

When two men have had sex with the same woman.

After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.

by iamthefuckingmanunderstand August 7, 2011

eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013

Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

by MERKS June 27, 2014

Eskimo sword fight

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos

Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy

by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

Eskimo Freezer

The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.

Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.

by Qu1nine May 26, 2018

dusty eskimo

when someone puts baby powder on their asshole,then farts on someone else's nose.

i gave her a dusty eskimo

by #Dustyeskimobitch January 20, 2016