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eskimoed 

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.
Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.
eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimo side hug 

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.
Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

Eskimo Envy 

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.
This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.
Eskimo Envy by editorjeff July 8, 2010

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck
"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"
half eskimo brother by P45C4L April 6, 2017

eskimo trebuchet 

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.
eskimo trebuchet by Labooty February 2, 2009

Eskimo Pussy 

A mighty cold, great-tasting and great-feeling thing for both you and me - as referred to by Drill Sgt. Hartman in the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket
Hartman (In a cadence; part of a run during Marine training - this is for the recruits to repeat): I don't know but I've been told!

Recruits: I don't know but I've been told!

Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Recruits: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Hartman: Mmm, good!

Recruits: Mmm, good!

Hartman: Feels good!

Recruits: Feels good!

Hartman: Is good!

Recruits: Is good!

Hartman: Real good!

Recruits: Real good!

Hartman: Tastes good!

Recruits: Tastes good!

Hartman: Mighty good!

Recruits: Mighty good!

Hartman: Good for you!

Recruits: Good for you!

Hartman: Good for me!

Recruits: Good for me!
Eskimo Pussy by Diant Gick May 15, 2011