Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 27, 2013

Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Ernie

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Ernie

The biggest meme boy in town, he's super cute and aims to have a profession in music, his best friend is Bean, #NoHomo

That dude is such an ernie, i wish i was like him

by sneakysnek October 26, 2017

Uncle Ernie

The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.

Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.

by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010

Hot Ernie

A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.

Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie

by r1vethead October 27, 2009

ernie santi

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018