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the ERM

1. (n.) a term used to describe the unmistakeable mustache that is usually sported by typically older emergency responders ranging from firemen, EMT's , Paramedics and sometimes law officers. 2. ( n.) acronym for Emergency Responders Mustache
regardless of the the ERM, danny the EMT was able to work his way threw the crawl space to save the child.

or

that guy has the ERM going on, he must be a fireman
by wterasta March 20, 2010
mugGet the the ERMmug.

Erm Actually

they are a NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually it’s
idiot: NERD
by pantaking69 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Erm Actuallymug.

Erm Hey

Erm hey might be weird me msging you in here aha but erm i js wanna say that i think your pretty cute and erm my phone got seized but erm i should get it back soon so i dont have snap chat atm but js wanna ask if I can get your number
by 1d Active March 24, 2023
mugGet the Erm Heymug.

Erm, Actually

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
by GarryBornana September 1, 2022
mugGet the Erm, Actuallymug.

Erm haii ^_^

Monday was the day I was told about erm haii ^_^ three black men offered to erm haii ^_^ it was fun
by Quintaro_boston December 18, 2022
mugGet the Erm haii ^_^mug.

Erm Goo

by Sam Is a big stink February 1, 2023
mugGet the Erm Goomug.

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023
mugGet the Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;mug.

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