by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009
Get the boyfriend epidemic mug.After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.
by urajagoff September 14, 2014
Get the Erie Carwash mug.A severe virus caused by the consumption or exposure to water or anything made with H2O from Lake Erie. The symptoms usually include uncontrollable vomiting and/or diarrhea. Some studies claim that it is caused by excessive drinking in Erie, PA but that has been debunked and considered fake news.
"Chris, you have been projectile vomiting and painting the hotel walls for the last hour... I think you have a drinking problem you need to address."
"It has nothing to do with my drinking bro! I think I got a bad case of Eriebola from the food at the hockey game."
"It has nothing to do with my drinking bro! I think I got a bad case of Eriebola from the food at the hockey game."
by metro77 February 19, 2019
Get the Eriebola mug.A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Lake Erie Log Jam mug.A sad fish boy. Deserved better. Manipulated by Vriska and various other Homestuck characters. Was used by his best friend, Feferi, as a weapon only to abandon him on a moments notice.
Blinds Sollux after Sollux challenged him to a duel. After this, it is implied he turned Grimdark. He then killed Feferi in self-defence after she leaps at him brandishing her trident. He then kills Kanaya after an intense staredown with her.
He runs away and returns later, intending to murder Vriska. However, he is cut down by a resurrected Kanaya after he can.
Blinds Sollux after Sollux challenged him to a duel. After this, it is implied he turned Grimdark. He then killed Feferi in self-defence after she leaps at him brandishing her trident. He then kills Kanaya after an intense staredown with her.
He runs away and returns later, intending to murder Vriska. However, he is cut down by a resurrected Kanaya after he can.
Eridan deserved better.
by CaligulasAquarium413 April 29, 2019
Get the Eridan mug.A really humble person , who takes life day by day.He is a very handsome guy and he knows that he is a smart guy. His family cherishes him and depends on him often. He doesn't let anything get to him to often , but when it does , you'd wish you never pissed him off. He is a great person in whole. Always chill and staying out of the way. He is shaky when it comes to love and commitment but when he loves , it is the best love you could ever receive. He is also very smart , he is a great listener and he has a huge capacity to remember everything that you say. What would the world do without him around.
GET YOU AN ERID !
by RaeNicole March 13, 2017
Get the Erid mug.The city that holds the title for worst weather in the Milky Way. Winter lasts from November to April. Because of this, certain non-residents think they can cruise at 10 mph on I-90 and they still end up fish tailing into a guard rail. If weather isn't bad enough, crime outweighs it. Over thirty murders, robberies, and meth lab explosions happen every minute. The catchy tune of the Millcreek Mall song is the only thing that tunes out the sound of gunshots. A good form of entertainment is going to the lake and swimming in the borderline freezing water. Which isn't too bad, except for the fact that there's more globs of algae than water molecules. People who grow up there usually never leave. Even though they bragged about leaving for much of their childhood. After high school, most teens take up the job of drug dealing. In fact, pot plants and used needles outnumber the general population. At least the local hospitals get good business.
Person #1: Dude, what happened?
Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
Person #2: I went to Erie Pa for five hours and left with half an arm and no money.
by Ethan Randall November 15, 2014
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