epend

1. A VERY COMMON misspelling of the word "depend". Used when high or intoxicated.

2. The state of being a homosexual fish.

1. Write jon, write! Like your life EPENDED on it!

2. Gay Fish: "Like, oh my god, these cookies are gonna go straight to my thighs!"
Fish 2: Wow, you are so epend.

by Jon-o-saur April 16, 2009

Ephen

The best dude ever. Period. He is the definition of a genius. If he is your friend you will surely be impressed by his amazing knowledge in science and maths. Every question you ever asks him, he will answer it but in the most complicated and convoluted way possible.

Ephen is also a nerd, but more. If you ever wage a competition against him, prepare for him to try everything he can to win you in the fight. He is always amazing at what he loves to do, and excels at everything

Ephen also has great witty humour. His jokes are cleverly added into conversations and makes chatting with him so much fun.

If you are a close friend with Ephen, you will be influenced by his great wisdom, knowledge and humour. He is also really kind, caring and loyal to people who he trust. Ephen is someone really special. Fen da best.

boy 1: who do u sit next to in science exam
boy 2: i sit next to ephen
boy 1: oh ur so lucky

ephen: so we have to use this mathematical formula then use this method and this othwr equation, then apply that theory and we got the first step down, 19 more to go.
everyone else: what's that alien language

boy 1: what is 1+1?
boy 2: 2
ephen: well... not really. 1+1 is not neccesarily 2. There could be a parallel universe where people uses the binary system to count and 2 doesn't exist, or another parallel universe where math is different from our universe. A vacumn decay could also happen due to quantum tunneling, and the laws of physics changed...
boy 1 and 2: ok....

boy 1: who's your best friend?
boy 2: ephen
boy 1: woah your so lucky

boy 1: i use this strat where i...
ephen: actually, it could be 10% faster if you...

boy 1: ephen da best
ephen: nahhh

by ChezzyEfunBoi January 17, 2021

epenis

Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.

A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.

by dumass July 5, 2005

epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

by LilJonWask September 6, 2005

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009

eeeenaw

to eat a large amount of food.

dam Oprah in there eeeenaw the shrimps

by gi86nc March 27, 2009

epenai

Epenai is the friend you want to have. She is always kind, funny and a bit crazy (in a good way of course). She can be calm sometimes and loves to read. She is always there for you no matter what. She will be your best friend till the end

Epenai is the friend you want to have

by Peps and bobo November 26, 2021