A band kid that T-poses and thinks he is funny. He is also a simp and falls for every girl he ever meets he is a basic white boy who is unattractive. he is also very annoying.
by I dislike you April 29, 2020
Get the Eoinmug. A gay man with a tic tac sized penis who is very unattractive and is generally a toxic person to be around.
by SuperPie64 April 25, 2020
Get the Eoinmug. 
An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.
Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012
Get the Eoin Mackenmug. A Dirty Eoin Involves 2 males and 1 female but most importantly a window and is when the alpha male spits on his fingers and insert them into the beta Males anus rubbing it around until there’s enough shit on his hand. The Alpha Male then jerks himself off smearing the shit on his penis. After the alpha males penis is covered in the beta males shit he proceeds to stick it into the females vagina while this is going on beta Male goes outside the window and cums on the glass in a shape of a heart. After several days the window will be cleaned by all 3 participants licking the window
by Noobmaster001 May 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Eoinmug. The god of sex terms and jokes alike. Gets all the bitches, hoes, all while being an avid reddit user. The funniest man on the planet
“I’ve just made the greatest sex joke of all time” “You’re taking after the god himself, Eoin mckeon”
by Mergay Wog January 21, 2022
Get the Eoin Mckeonmug.