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The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
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Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
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Get the Orgasm Enlightenment mug.1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
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man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"
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