A play on MTV. The kind of television programming that you don't plan on watching, but find yourself watching when you need to do something else. Television programming of no real substance and no educational value. Not because of a lack of something to do or motivation to do something else, you wind up watching.
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A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).
Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.
The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).
Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.
The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".
"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."
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Get the Empty Vase mug.1. (adj.)- the feeling of being completely overwhelmed by existence; utter confusion at reality; being thoroughly frightened by the reality of life
2. (n.)- a typographical error made when trying to type the word, emotional.
2. (n.)- a typographical error made when trying to type the word, emotional.
Sopherton was feeling really emptonal after her first time ever smoking weed. She thought she was going crazy when she walked home that night.
Elizabeth's art makes me feel emptonal. Oh wait, I meant to type the word emotional.
Elizabeth's art makes me feel emptonal. Oh wait, I meant to type the word emotional.
by Sopherton October 3, 2010
Get the emptonal mug.How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.
Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—
Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”
Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”
Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”
Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”
by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021
Get the Empties East, Empties West mug.A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
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