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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
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employee favoritism

Usually occurs when a member of management forms a bond with a new employee. The pair become bffs having a lot in common and become friends outside of work as well. Manager promotes new hire straight through the ranks bypassing competent employees having worked there for many years. This creates resentment and a bad work environment.
Brandy has worked here for 2 months and now she is on the top floor with her own office can we say employee favoritism!
by Tile Inc March 20, 2021
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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021
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Employee Performance Dashboards

Enhance your business's productivity with Employee Performance Dashboards. Our comprehensive dashboards provide real-time insights into employee performance, helping you identify strengths, areas for improvement, and overall team efficiency. With customizable metrics and visualizations, you can easily monitor progress, set goals, and make data-driven decisions to boost your workforce's performance. Unlock the potential of your team with our intuitive and powerful Employee Performance Dashboards today.
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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Low Level Employee

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
by marshland June 1, 2013
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Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES
by Beaksss November 3, 2022
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