emp.

a word that literally has no meaning; idiot.

dylan, youre an emp.

by therealabe July 21, 2019

EMP

Epic Motherfucking Phail.

A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.

He fucking walked into a doorknob...EMP.

by Fenikkusu24 June 14, 2010

EMP

eat my pants

EMP u motherfuckerz

by kickbuttsurrey October 25, 2010

Emp

Best controller player in the world. Next FNCS is emptify szn.

Holy shit emp gets my panties drippin.

by Daddy Emp October 20, 2020

EMPing

(verb) temporarily disabling a vehicle by overloading its circuits by an EMP blast, first featured in the Halo 3 game engine. This allows the vehicle to come under heavy attack without being able to retaliate/escape. It also exposes the vehicle for hijacking.

Usually pronounced as "imp-ing", but can also be pronounced as "E-M-P-ing".

Halo Tip: Remember, the only weapon which is capable of EMPing a vehicle is the Plasma Pistol!

by SpartanEngineer July 18, 2014

Emp out

To take a dump.
Taking a shit.
Number 2
Moving ones bowels

Sorry I was late bruh. I had to emp out before I came through.

Man! I ate way too much. Feel like I need to emp out!

by Wayne 1 November 22, 2015

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012