Elderin

Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended

Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

Elara

The name of one of Zeus's obscure side hoes.

A super funny, spontaneous, and trustworthy person. Elaras are always up for adventures and can never turn down a cool opportunity. Usually very creative and artistic. Likes animals a lot.

"She's so freaking Elara"
"Wtf man who uses someones name to describe someone else that weird and doesn't even make sense what"
"Shut up"

by spellicup6969 February 23, 2017

Eldaphile

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.

Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!

by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

Elder Emo

An emo kid from the early- to mid-2000s who is now in their 30s and 40s but still loves the genre, listens nostalgically the old bands, and waits for the emo wave to come back. Elder Emos have jobs and family responsibilities but still wear band shirts and skinny jeans on the weekends. At their best, they joyfully encourage and promote the next generation of emo rockers. At their worst they hold onto the past and fall into despair while lamenting how the new music “just isn’t as good.”

Person 1: I just found my iPod Nano from 2007. Want to listen to some Circa Survive?

Person 2: Ah, I see you’re an Elder Emo.

by Thewholenineinches January 20, 2022

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

Elder McKinley

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

Eldana

A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever. If you like her, she won't fall for you unless you talk to her.

Eldana is fucking cute

by loser~bxtch November 17, 2020