Elbeniz

Big brownish monkey who claims to have the biggest dick of all time. He has lived in Texas which made him more fertile and bigger. As he says "Everything is bigger in Texas".

Girl 1: How is your dick so big
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class

by Can Cimen May 23, 2023

Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003

the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2004

elberth

Elberth is a very nice person. He gives really good advice and he always knows what to say.He is really funny and loves to make others laugh. Although he can be VERY mean he is overall a really good person to be around.

Elberth is mean.

by anonymous unknown human April 23, 2020

elbetel

A pumpkin

"Omg your such an elbetel "

by -c.m June 8, 2017

Elberd

A little shithead that visits you every single day, annoying you until your demise. He will ask a million of questions whether he is in class or not. He says jokes that are not funny anymore aswell, making him extremely not funny.

"Yo Elberd, stop asking the most unnecessary questions"

by EEEERRRR February 13, 2022

Elbert

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.

Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”

by ksenya July 17, 2007