eggnog creamie

Eggnog creamie is when you bust a nut in a glass of eggnog and give it to your grandmother on Christmas Eve.

Yo, dude I gave my granny a eggnog creamie last night, she died.

by Corey The Cactus January 25, 2018

Eggnog Pie

When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.

"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."

by Tood Smooth March 29, 2016

eggnog emasculation

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

eggnog latte

an adjective meaning homosexual.

dude, that shirt is pretty eggnog latte

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eggnog milkshake

A holiday sex act where the male ejaculates on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. Still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and breasts in an eggnog bukkake.

She cleaned up before I took the pic so I gave her an eggnog milkshake.

by SandyClaws December 12, 2013

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by realunnavus August 26, 2019

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010