Some idiot who tries to take over Mobius with a really annoying army of easily defeated robots. Then I have to somehow sneak into his base and destroy his evil monsters or badniks or whatever. Every single damn day! God, I hate that bastard...
by Sonic July 15, 2003
Get the Eggman mug.His full name is Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonic’s forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.
Sonic: Dr Eggman, you won’t get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.
Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.
Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more
by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019
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by Jeff Garza January 19, 2004
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Get the EGGMAN ANNCOUNMENT mug.Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.
Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!
Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).
Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).
by Sober Blam April 25, 2023
Get the Eggman’s Announcement mug.A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
Get the A Wake up Eggman mug.The eggman killed John Lennon. The eggman is Yoko Ono who was right beside John Lennon when he died... yet was never harmed.
Yoko Ono (eggman); a killer.
Yoko Ono (eggman); a killer.
Yoko Ono's crazy voice escalated her into psychosis which lead her to become the eggman.
The eggman theory proved yoko ono wrongly
The eggman theory proved yoko ono wrongly
by hustla brap March 10, 2008
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