educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

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by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

Over Educated Nympho

a snarky female with an education fueled wit that is almost as phenomenal as her skills in bed.

I learned my skills on the art of the bj from the Over Educated Nympho and now my record is 12 seconds!

by dear_twisted December 21, 2009

memely educated

this means that you are educated in the way of the meme

cuz meme is de wae

"dude is not spelled like dood"

" well if you were memely educated, you would know that their are two ways to spell it. the meme way and the regular way, you uncultured swine."

by gee gee gee gee baby baby baby March 21, 2018

educated chestly

Term used to describe a female who has been endowed with large mammary glands (or breasts for those of you who don't understand simple biology terms.)

Mrs. Frank was educated chestly.

by Jeremy Phillips April 24, 2004

Educated Bullshit

The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.

Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.

by Lostnflight October 3, 2012

Educated Hood sentence

A Educated Hood Sentence: is when you can use a high level vocabulary word and add a slang Hood word in the same sentence or switching the slang word out for a high level vocabulary word.

Educated Hood Sentence Examples

" I need an Explanation foreal!"

" Damm that ass is Stupendous!"
" Hey fam let's get Elevated "

by Azul Rizada November 6, 2016