Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

Adderall Eclair

Adderall wrapped in dip. Taken in the same way as normal lippers. The sweet sensation emanating from the adderall resembles that coming from an eclair. Best taken with the sweet orange adderall and long cut dip for easy wrapping.

Dude, this grizz tastes really good with a cheeky 10 bomb. It's actually to best adderall eclair I've had in quite some time.

by ReggieX October 25, 2010

Anal Eclair

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.

Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.

by John Saville October 28, 2014

ecuadorian eclair

Eating out an asshole after a large deposit of cum has been injected into the orifice.

After nuttin in a hookers ass if you are hungry you can pay an extra 5 dollars to eat her Ecuadorian eclair.

by Rolling a Mexican October 4, 2017

Colbert Eclair

Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!

First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010

I just gave your mom a Colbert Eclair

by John Stuart Stwart March 31, 2010

Tennessee Eclair

A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.

I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.

by Mike the meat. April 5, 2009