shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others

That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant

shit eating cunt by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021

Shit Eating Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

Shit Eating Ass Goblin by Atromi March 11, 2009

eating your shit 

the pinnacle expression of gratitude or appreciation one can give

I thought you would be fuckin' eating your shit over that monkey I got you for christmas but you didn't.

eating your shit by branderoos May 16, 2008

shit-eating 

when one proceeds to eat ones own shit.

hey man you shit-eating today?

shit-eating by crazy eyes0327! May 3, 2012

shit eating whore monkey 

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

shit eating whore monkey by roblo July 7, 2011

Shit Eating Grin 

See: Obama

Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.

Shit Eating Grin by Happy Neff September 11, 2012

shit eating grin 

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.

"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."

shit eating grin by Simmons12 August 2, 2006