A way to get time of school and gain a few fucking kilos to drop off again when school comes back so you can keep your girlfriend.
Easter makes you fat and self-aware.
by 50€ July 7, 2016
Get the Eastermug. the day when zombie Jesus comes back to life to pretend to be a bunny who gives out eggs for some reason
"Happy Easter!"
by Zombie Chris April 6, 2010
Get the Eastermug. The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them
Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
by Dubiks April 20, 2019
Get the Eastermug. by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012
Get the Eastermug. A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!
by JerZeyCJ March 29, 2010
Get the Eastermug. something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.
super intelligent kindergardener:
you are getting sleepy...
now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...
you are getting sleepy...
now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...
by mister immagrant April 8, 2004
Get the Eastermug. by tim808 February 4, 2009
Get the Eastermug.