Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat

*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Easter

the day when zombie Jesus comes back to life to pretend to be a bunny who gives out eggs for some reason

"Happy Easter!"

by Zombie Chris April 6, 2010

Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them

Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Easter

Spanish word meaning: Mexicans to the park!

Wow, the park is full of Mexicans. It must be easter.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012

Easter

A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!

Easter doent make any fuckin sense!

by JerZeyCJ March 29, 2010

Easter

something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.

super intelligent kindergardener:

you are getting sleepy...

now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...

by mister immagrant April 8, 2004

Easter

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.

Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.

by tim808 February 4, 2009