earphoneless

Somebody Dumbass Son Name Darrelle Said This Shit And I Corrected Him And He Was Dn Mad Mad But I Think He Meant I Had No Earphones..If Somebody Say This Shit Say You Must Be Retarted

Associate: hahaha your earphoneless

Me: You Must Be Retarted

by 🥵 November 13, 2018

mug me earphones

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

by master stghm February 5, 2005

Earphone Bumpin'

Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.

The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.

by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008

Earphone Syndrome

Earphone Syndrome is when you've have an earphone in for so long it feels like it's there, even when it isn't.

Man1: Shit, I was listening to The Weeknd all day and now I have earphone syndrome!
Man2: Oh man that sucks.

by xoxxxoooxo December 30, 2012

Earpoods

Knock-off earpods

I bought these earpoods on Craigslist for $75. I suspect that they're knock-offs.

by Riczilla December 28, 2023

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014