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Early Cuyler

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
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NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.
Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.
by PLzsave my memes February 27, 2017
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Early Bird Thursday

Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.
Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.

Bud: Can't make it.

Mom: What? Why not?

Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.

Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".

Bud: Gold bless America!
by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010
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earillas

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear
When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.
by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004
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Scott early

The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
by Shortyseasement June 4, 2019
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Earlene

A strong, beautiful woman both inside and out. She can smile when all seems hopeless and can make you smile, too. Her eyes and laugh will melt your heart.
"Why are you so happy today?"

"I saw Earlene."
by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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