e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008

e-tard

Natsha twacked out daily chompin the pacifiers

pacifier chompin daily e-tard chompin

by tasha is a twacker September 30, 2007

e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011

e-tard

one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)

My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.

by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010

e-tard

Someone who cannot figure out the most basic functions of an electronic device.

The e-tard was trying to figure out why his television would not turn on and called me to go trouble shoot it, only for me to discover that he never plugged it in.

by The Ferndog October 3, 2008

E tarded

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006