Dyson

To drop out of a team race in the last minute for a frivolous self-centered reason
We were all psyched about SOLA but our #2 runner dysoned us the day before
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Dyson

A person that sucks a man’s penis like a vacuum.
She give that good brain, shawty a Dyson.
by DN829 November 06, 2020
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Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯
People need to be more like Dyson
by A buck May 17, 2019
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dyson dip

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
by steveherbert December 21, 2013
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger January 27, 2016
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dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG August 25, 2006
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Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
by Atari April 06, 2004
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