Urban Dysentery

The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.

An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.

by Lamb Lamb December 4, 2010

Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery

by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014

dysania

an excuse for being lazy/ not wanting to leave the bed

I suffer from dysania.

by bluelukban July 17, 2011

DeSean Jackson

Verb: to fail at scoring a touchdown

On September 15, 2008, while playing the Dallas Cowboys, rookie Desean Jackson caught a long ball from Donovan McNabb and threw the ball away a few inches before going into the endzone. It threw away a potentail game winning touchdown. The Cowboys won the game.

To see the play, type in "MNF worst play from a rookie" on Youtube.com

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Before December 12, 2010, this term would be a valid. However, on the date mentioned above, DeSean Jackson scored a touchdown in a very awkward way.

To see the play, type in "Desean Jackson falls into endzone " on Youtube.com

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

dysen

An uncommon name for an male. In this case anyone with the name 'Dysen' is charming and hilarious in various situations. Very musical and ambitious. If there were a way to describe it, they are very outgoing and friendly with most people as long as you don't get on their bad side. Is very loyal and loves hard on their potential lover if he sees a future in their relationship. Overly defensive for anyone close to them and will definitely stand up for you unless you're in the wrong. Dysen is a strong willed name for the brave.

Dysen.. that's an unusual name.

by Kenzie K. January 24, 2017

Dysentery

When someone says you are full of sh*t

wow, stop lying, you are dysentery

by Goku SS 117 November 4, 2018

Dysentrious

A Description of something being terrible
mainly used to describe life in general, or other significant things becoming shit.

Comes from the disease "dysentry" which causes extreme diarrhea and cause you to shit everywhere

Carl -Dave my girlf jsut dumped me.
Dave - ah man you ok
carl - Nah man my lifes really dysentrious at the moment.

by Lempinghammer August 7, 2007