Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

dunkle

When your dad dies and your mom marries his brother (aka your uncle).

Hamlet's dunkle was the cause of all his problems.

by desblue February 1, 2022

Dunkle-fuck

A person who likes assplay

Youre a Dunkle-fuck arent you?

by Luxxyduxx April 6, 2022

Dunkle Ribbon

Dunkle Ribbon is another name for someone's anal sphincter. The muscle's in charge of the excrement fecal matter.

dude did you fart? that stinks your fucking dunkle ribbon.

by Donkey Punching Juicy December 24, 2008

Dunkle

When your balls hit the water after you take a shit.

I just had a huge dunkle in that public toilet Bro!

by Evilx22 June 5, 2019

three knuckle dunkle

When you are at a third rate strip club and the stripper let's you go in three knuckles deep.

I was at Twin Peaks and Chastity let me do the three knuckle dunkle.

by anjbabs March 19, 2014

Dunkle

Definition:
A chronically inebriated uncle. Most often spotted at family gatherings hovering near the potato salad, oversharing war stories that never happened, and loudly insisting that “back in my day” was superior to all current technology, music, or morals.

“Who gave a bottle of vodka to Dunkle Randy?”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025