Plum Dumpling

1. A very painful hemorrhoid in men
2. Smelly and cavernous vagina in women
3. An STI

Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?

It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn

Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?

by ExpectResistance July 27, 2016

Devil’s Dumplings

Another name for turds, poo, poop or excrement.

When Malcolm takes a shit the stench tells you why they’re called Devil’s Dumplings.

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2017

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Chest Dumplings

Titties. Breasts. Mammaries.

See also: sweater puppies

Cecilia's got a great personality, but she also has some sweet chest dumplings.

by schwangalang July 8, 2016

Peach dumpling

Slang for ballsack

Damn she just sucked on my peach dumpling

by SilkyBoy May 14, 2020

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021