Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

bungee dumping

when you bungee jump and you get so scared you crap your pants

my friend went bungee dumping off a bridge and he had to throw his boxers away and burn the trash can

by guy who farts August 9, 2009

bagel dumping

the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.

Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.

by K-Raz April 22, 2010

umpling dumpling

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

Dumpling Stew

noun. The act of intentionally vomiting in someones mouth while you kiss them.

She told me she was a USC fan, so i gave her the Dumpling Stew!

by Brandon St Randy April 22, 2009